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 Wipes hands. I am DONE! I love it. I did it. Wow. So very cool.

Never going to own them, don't want to, SGA does not belong to me.

Epilogue – A Time To Thrive )
 
 
 
 
 
 
So I have actually managed to finish this monster.... Wow.

I do not own SGA, I don't own the characters, nor do I own the 'verse.

Chapter Twenty-Two – From Darkness To The Light )

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Everyone: bitches and moans
Me: ... Can I...help you?
Everyone: BITCHES AND MOANS MORE OMFG

...I am not a mind reader. And if you expect me to be one, fuck you. Because if you cannot open your mouth? You can suck my non existent balls. :D

SPECIFICITY IS THE SOUL OF ALL GOOD COMMUNICATION. B|
 
 
 
 
 
 

I don't know what made me google him after she sent me the convo from yahoo (perhaps a vain attempt to find his mother) but... holy COW!

Posted with permission:

crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
CaughtNTheQuiet: hello?
crawfordjeremy702000: do you write fanfiction.
CaughtNTheQuiet: I do
crawfordjeremy702000: i was looking for someone to write a fic of buffy tv series.
CaughtNTheQuiet: I've written several
crawfordjeremy702000: would a short nc-17 fic of either joyce or buffy pairied with a 15 year old male bother you if not who could you do,.
CaughtNTheQuiet: I don't do underage stuff, hon...and right now...I'm in the middle of about three different projects
crawfordjeremy702000: please i am begging you.
crawfordjeremy702000: i just want one short fic that is all.
crawfordjeremy702000: please.
CaughtNTheQuiet: Sorry...I don't do underage
crawfordjeremy702000: i am not taking no for answer.
crawfordjeremy702000: so will you do it.
CaughtNTheQuiet: um...I don't do underage.
crawfordjeremy702000: YOU FUCKING BITCH.
CaughtNTheQuiet: LOL like that'll convince me

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[info]brynnmck wanted FKV, a question with bonus points for Dief.

She gets this.

 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 
So, I finally got around to watching the last two eps of the new season of Doctor Who.

Here be spoilers. )

Where's the Master when you need him?
 
 
 
 
 
 
[1-23] Stargate SG-1/ Atlantis

[24-30] Supernatural

[31-35] Charmed

Preview:


 

The rest Here @ my Live journal
 
 
 
 
 
 
Those of you who've been following along at home may recall the never-ending saga of the Broken Bathroom. We started off nice and simply with a bit of hose, a funnel and some plastic tags to make a temporary toilet overflow. Eventually we graduated to the inflated condom down the toilet as trickle-preventative which soon got replaced by stopcock the first, leading to the constant cry 'The toilet is OFF. Repeat, the toilet is OFF.'

All was well in the world of the Temporary Fix for a while.

Then the cold tap on the bath started to drip. Little by little the drip became a whoosh and it needed fixing. Now, bear in mind the bathroom is about 60 years old and NEVER touched so it's impossible to change a washer without breaking a) the tap, b) the house and c) several bones. So there was a WHOLE SAGA which involved yelling and flooding and TB pacing and declaring he could NEVER FIX IT and me making patient suggestions which were CURSED before he finally went 'Oh yeah, that could work.' And by work I mean stop up the pipe so we could have the water back on and not, you know, work. So we were down a tap. And up one stop (no cock this time, alas.)

And then last week the hot tap on the sink started to drip.

You can see where this is going, right? So I tell TB and he says don't worry it'll hold until we get the bathroom done (booked for mid-August thank the little baby jeebus and all his tiny minions). But then last night he comes in and says the drip's getting worse. Oh, I think. But I go off to have a shower anyway. (And by 'shower' I mean stick the hose on the sink taps and stand/squat in the bath. Using our bathroom takes SKILL.) And when I'm done I turn the hot water tap off, making sure I do a good job and WHOOOOOSH! It's flowing like it's never flowed before. That washer? Toast. The really burnt kind that crumbles when you touch it.

So off goes the water.

Today there has been much PALAVER and not one, but two trips to B&Q for appropriate parts as more MacGyvering was required. It's finally done and the scary levels of frenetic tension have reduced to 'give me a beer' (Carbon Neutral beer, ftw!) and the water is back on. We now have to turn on the hot water tap below the sink but hey, we have another stopcock. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, stopcocks.

Only two potential pipes left to go. Think we can get it done by August? :)

ION: I made a banner for [info]ds_team_whimsy Go see! It is so cuuuuuuuuuuuute even though I say so myself. The second to last Everybody Loves Rodney! *sniff* is up now here. And last, but far, far from least, happy birthday to you [info]eledhwenlin. It's been a real pleasure getting to know you and I hope your day has brought you many good things. *squooshes*
 
 
 
 
 
 
i feel it inside of me.

fuck.

jerk.
 
 
 
 
 
 
From a Heritage foundation panel this morning:

"Footnotes that come in the middle of cases are like knocks on the front door that come in the middle of an act of love." -- Ronald Rotunda, prof. of constitutional law at GMU

Why didn't I think of that before?
 
 
 
 
 
 
Have I already titled a post "Gaaaaahhhhhhh?" I probably have. OH WELL.

This is short, most for future reference so I don't forget to write anything down:
1) Skipped out on factory-workers-day yesterday to write. Was sort of productive.
2) FIRST READING IN THE PHILIPPINES OMG. Was well-received? I think? At magnet, funky coffee shop.
3) Today = absurd. Got driven around by a famous writer, almost got hit in the head with a bird, got hit on by a tv personality, met some Fil-Am brethren at same coffee shop, hung out with cousin some more, listened to much music, got acquainted with the Philippines' university-hipster-artsy scene and it is...interesting. Met about 1389571304182 people, about 1341 of whose cell phone numbers I now have for some reason

Anyway yay? I am exhausted. Tomorrow - urban poor immersion. Read: WADING THROUGH TRASH. I have given my sinuses reason to hate me in the past, but I think that this might be the trump card. I has a scared.
 
 
 
 
 
 
it is not fair to have that dream about you.

you're a jerk.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Title: And Every Breath We Drew
Fandom: Stargate/Firefly fusion
Pairing: For now: McKay/Sheppard, mild-ish Sheppard/Dex. By the end? Everyone and the kitchen sink too.
Rating: R for violence and thematic elements.
Word Count: ~2500 in three drabbles
Warnings: Violence, mentions of sex.
Author's Notes: So, I've had this idea for an Atlantis/Firefly crossover fusion-y fic for a while, but nothing ever really came of it. I finally sat down and got something done, and three drabbles setting up the 'verse are what I got.

At the moment, I'm mostly working mainly with the SGA (and SG1) crews, but if all goes as planned, a few people from the Firefly canon will be making appearances. If you look carefully, I've already set up the first use of a canon Firefly character... cookies and perhaps a drabble about the pairing/character of your choice in this 'verse if you can spot who, yeah?

More story bits are coming, and in fact are nearly done; they will be posted as soon as I polish them up a bit. I'm hoping to get actual full length fic done in this 'verse, as well.

but remember when i moved in you//the holy dove was moving too//and every breath we drew was hallelujah...
 
 
 
 
 
 
To-do To-Day

Art Card
Errands + Movie
AC Badges I will scan them tomorrow. I'm still waiting for an email back about one, and I may want to do some touch-ups on the other two once they've had a chance to dry.
Icon e-mail
Update Dracula

Worked on Dracula page pencils a little, but I need to be done for the evening. I have time scheduled this week for the sketches and to do more work on Dracula, and since I worked on the weekend, things should be just fine :) I get tomorrow off, and I really need it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
After a bout of insomnia, I watched more Burn Notice and noticed a few actors crossing over from Dexter...and then realized that Burn Notice and Dexter are both set in Miami and therefore...would make a great crossover. Gen. Of course. (Do not utterly disturb me.) Have people done this already? I haven't gone looking for fic because I haven't seen the second season of Dexter or even the whole first season of Burn Notice.

You know what else I'd like to see? An In Plain Sight/Criminal Minds crossover where the BAU tries to steal Marshall away because he's awesome and Mary gets to hang out with the girls. Pairings optional.

It looks like it's going to be a long, tiring day, so even though I can't answer (I can read my email but not LJ at work) I encourage everyone to propose crack-addled crossovers and why they would be awesome. Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves! There is nothing I love more than observing fannish glee.
 
 
 
 
 
 
My first earthquake.

It shook the entire building for about half a minute, then died. Not incredibly violent, but enough for me to sit up and pay attention.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Cut for length )
 
 
 
 
 
 
Title: Turning Off
Author: [info]whatshewrites
Rating: PG-13, for implications
Characters: McKay/Sheppard, Ronon
Spoilers: None that I can see.
Disclaimer: I do not own them. I only borrowed them. I promise they're in the same condition they were in before I came along.
Notes: Inspired by something a friend said once. Also, un-betaed.
Summary: Rodney just can't turn his brain off.
 
 
 
 
 
 
dear self--

joining in on an epicly huge plot when...your character is not super established might not have been a smashing plan, even if it did sound lulzy at the time.

Whoops.

On the bright side, I think Michelle is supposed to be in Flowerclock as well so Allistar will hook onto her at some point. Because. He has to be uselessly protective of his lady friend.

(for those of you that play Nexus and didn't know, I'm playing Allistar Ethan Hackett, [info]memorysurvives; he's a mutant OC and only passingly active in the Nexus itself, usually by way of text. just fyi. <3 )
 
 
 
 
 
 
( You are about to view content that may only be appropriate for adults. )
 
 
 
 
 
 
Title: Reclaiming Home
Author: Reulann
Pairing: John/Rodney
Warnings: PG-13, kissing
Tag to episode 03x11, ‘The Return pt. 2’
Words: 1.629
Summary: “Nothing has changed, Colonel. We are back in Atlantis and as far as I know, you’re still subject to the American military’s stupid rules."

A/N: Originally written for  [info]mcsmooch . Many thanks to Bine for hand-holding and encouragement amidst all the craziness. As always, feel free to point out any errors…
Reclaiming Home )
 
 
 
 
 
 
Leaving in two hours. Have successfully bought (extremely confusing) camera, bug spray (also confusing, but only in that it comes with a free compass-and-torch. ?? But useful!) and farming clothes (entire contents of surprisingly excellent Goodwill, including a pair of jeans that fit perfectly and are barely worn for $7, hurrah) and failed to buy SIM card that works up north, but I don't think that matters too hard. There's no internets where I'm going (or even electricities), so I will either be bored out of my tree or totally relaxed. Possibly both. \o? See you in three weeks!1

OMG HALP WHAT IF THERE ARE BEARS?



1Having said that, there are internets in Dawson City (and I am addicted), so I'll probably be checking my email now and then. Postcard offer still stands, though you may get a Calgary postmark if I don't see the email in time.

ETA, irrelevantly: Dover Samuels notes that people in his electorate believe "if National gets in the price of petrol is going to drop down, the price of food is going to fall." WHAT. THE. FUCK. I... really have nothing to say about that, mostly because I am about to go sit in the corner and cry.
 
 
 
 
 
 
This is my 2nd and final set from this NCIS episode, 4x14 Blowback. The link is below to see the 1st have. This set is a continuation of my experimentation of cropping and coloring. ;) Below the cut, you'll find 110 icons.

Do:
[X] Comment
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Secret Agent Man
 
 
 
 
 
 
Title: Residual
Author: ArtemisPrime
Rating: PG (for language)
Characters: John, Jeannie, mention of Rodney
Spoilers: none
Angst: yes
Summary:  "The forty minute drive was the third longest of John Sheppard’s life; only his mother’s funeral procession and his father’s bailing him out of jail at seventeen were longer."

A/N: My first entry for this community and I'm nervous as all get out about it.  Con crit welcomed.

Residual )
 
 
 
 
 
 

Oooooooh...I almost forgot about that!

Something I just realised about the Last Doctor Who episode!!!! )
 
 
 
 
 
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO [info]vulgarweed !

 This way lies GO silliness >>
 
 
 
 
 
 
( You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. )
 
 
 
 
 
 
Title: Declarations
Author: Burkesl17
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: McShep
Summary: “You haven’t spent the last week listening to the whole city try and pair up your boyfriend with a pretend science floozy.”
Word Count: 2,541
Episode Spoilers: No specific ones, set middle of Season 4
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Surprisingly I don't own them

Declarations
 
 
 
 
 
 
To-Do To-Day

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Finalize July schedule
Finish alien game painting
Finish Dracula page
Make sure Sims all have their green mood going don't leave the baby on the floor again stop playing Sims dagnabbit, it's 11 already! Time to work!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I've updated my profile. Since D.Gray-man has become my precious obsession, I thought the change is more than fitting. Mind you, my additions to the code are still incomplete. I'll be adding links to my RP journals and such later.

It's been a very long week, but I'm recovering. Thank you, everyone, who commented on my last post. It wasn't necessary, but a few nice words mattered at the time. I'm still not giving up on myself. Even if my family and university situations are pitiful right now, I intend to pull through once again.

My RP situation is a little better, but sometimes, I think I descend into escapism. That isn't good at all. I started roleplaying as a means to understand and expand myself, and in order to become a better writer. The moment I start using it for escape is the moment it loses meaning. I need to get better about it.

Um... I've cut my hair several days ago? Hacked off about a foot of it. It's really short now. Actually, if I let the bangs on the front hang loose, but slick back the back, it's about the perfect length for doing Allen hair. I know some people complained because they were used to me with super-long hair, but I thought it's about time for a change.

In fact, I think it's about time I change a lot of things.
 
 
 
 
 
 
50 Abby Sciuto Icons[info]crimedrama100
Themes: Evidence, Red, Dream, Lead, Afraid, Blue, Pain, Sorrow, Tears, Black and White, Magical, Hope, Together, Sleep, Trouble, Lost, Past, Body, Fear, and Flower.
Lyrics: This Woman's Work, You can't put your arms around what's already gone, Goodbye my lover, Hold on, and Someone to watch over me
Credit: [info]rustedhalo for the table code. Absolutely-Pauley.com, [info]dj_capslock, [info]leggyslove, [info]leathers, [info]xwavex, [info]pictash, and [info]citymusings for the pics.
Notes: Credit if taking any. Comments are gold. Blanks not bases.

Teaser:


(completed!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dude, I went and sprained my ankle.

OW.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Title: Speech Deprived (~5,300 words)
Author: [info]xparrot
Pairing: John/R